The Trial lyrics

Good morning Worm your honour

The crown will plainly show

The prisoner who now stands before you

Was caught red handed showing feelings

Showing feelings of an almost human nature

This will not do

CALL THE SCHOOLMASTER

I always said he'd come to no good

In the end your honour

If they'd let me have my way I could

Have flayed him into shape

But my hands were tied

The bleeding hearts and artists

Let him get away with murder

Let me hammer him today

Crazy toys in the attic I am crazy

Truly gone fishing

They must have taken my marbles away

Crazy toys in the attic he is crazy

You little shit, you're in it now

I hope they throw away the key

You should talked to me more often

Than you did, but no you had to

Go your own way. Have you broken any homes up lately?

"Just five minutes Worm your honour him and me alone"

Baaaaaabe

Come to mother baby let me hold you in my arms

M'Lord I never wanted him to get in any trouble

Why'd he ever have to leave me

Worm your honour let me take him home

Crazy over the rainbow I am crazy

Bars in the window

There must have been a door there in the wall

When I came in

Crazy over the rainbow he is crazy

The evidence before the court is

Incontrovertible, there's no need for

The jury to retire

In all my years of judging

I have never heard before of

Some one more deserving

The full penalty of law

The way you made them suffer

Your exquisite wife and mother

Fills me with an urge to defecate

(Hey Judge! Shit on him!)

Since, my friend, you have revealed your deepest fear

I sentence you to be exposed before your peers

Tear down the wall