(Are you ready baby?
Wooh, ah yeah)
Extra extra read all about it
I wanna show you guys something new.
Now if your having trouble just gettin' a boner
Here's something special1 that will work for you
It's way better than a Dirty Sanchez
Some will say that it's a bit extreme
Close your eyes and spread your legs (now)
What I'm about to do will make you scream
You better lube it up
Cause its easier to get the it in2
In her hole till she screams
(Chorus:)
Two in the Pink and One in the Stink
That's called the Shocker
Two in the Pink and One in the Stink
(Give her the Shocker)
Now it's easy to find Chicks that really dig it3
In any city or any town
You can spot a rookie who been usin' the Shocker
He walks around with a pinkie that's brown
When you do to much bugger sugar
and your hot meat stick won't stand
Just add your middle finger to a fist of metal4
And spread the shocker all across the land
You better5 raise your hands
and salute the movement that rocks all girls
You won't learn this in school
so pay attention (here)
(Chorus)
You can do it in the bathroom or do it in the car
or do it in the alley right behind the bar
Two in the Pink and One in the Stink
That's called the Shocker (yeah)
[Satchel Fuckin Shreds]
(Chorus)
You can do it in the bathroom or do it in the car
or do it in the alley right behind the bar
Two in the Pink and One in the Stink
That's called the Shocker
(Here it comes!
Shock Shock Shocker
Shock Shock Shocker
Shock Shock Shocker
Shock Shock Shocker
Give her the Shocker)
2 hundred and 20 volts of Heavy Metal power
Inside of your Vagina and your butthole 2
1. sung "cool"2. sung "get it deeper in"3. the "now" isn't sung4. the "just" isn't sung5. sung "It's time to"