The sad but true story of Ray Mingus... lyrics

It's been a pretty long time, baby but now I'm back in town

It's time to leave your husband, now you know that little clown

Last time we were seeing didn't you beg for more

It's okay with me as long as you do it four on the floor

This is what I'm giving you, you'll get it all tonight

You will be my lover but not my tender wife

I'll be harder than your husband, I'll be harder than your man

I'll hit you with my twenty inch until you cannot stand

I'll be harder than your husband, I'll be harder than your man

I'll hit you with my twenty inch until you cannot stand

I've missed the little North Pole on the bottom of my twister

Here's the one-eyed-worm, now you'll never be a sister

Well, it's time to leave now, you better walk her home

Don't forget you underwear, you look pretty stoned

This is what I'm giving you, you'll get it all tonight

You will be my lover but not my tender wife

I'll be harder than your husband, I'll be harder than your man

I'll hit you with my twenty inch until you cannot stand

I'll be harder than your husband, I'll be harder than your man

I'll hit you with my twenty inch until you cannot stand

I'll be harder than your husband, I'll be harder than your man

I'll be harder than your husband, I'll be harder than your man