The Rum Tum Tugger lyrics

The Rum Tum Tugger is a curious cat

If you offer me pheasant I'd rather have grouse

If you put me in a house I would much prefer a flat

If you put me in a flat then I'd rather have a house

If you set me on a mouse then I only want a rat

If you set me on a rat then I'd rather chase a mouse

The Rum Tum Tugger is a curious cat

And there isn't any need for me to shout it

For he will do as he do do

And there's no doing anything abou-a-wow-t it

The Rum Tum Tugger is a terrible bore

When you let me in, then I want to go out

I'm always on the wrong side of every door

As soon as I'm at home, then I'd like to get about

I like to lie in the bureau drawer

But I make such a fuss if I can't get out

The Rum Tum Tugger is a curious cat

And there isn't any need for you to doubt it

For he will do as he do do

And there's no doing anything abou-a-wow-a-wow-t it

The Rum Tum Tugger is a curious beast

My disobliging ways are a matter of habit

If you offer me fish then I always want a feast

When there isn't any fish then I won't eat rabbit

If you offer me cream then I sniff and sneer

For I only like what I find for myself

So you'll catch me in it right up to my ears

If you put it away on a larder shelf

The Rum Tum Tugger is a curious cat

The Rum Tum Tugger

Doesn't care for a cuddle

But I'll leap on your lap in the middle of your sewing

For there's nothing I enjoy like a horrible muddle

The Rum Tum Tugger is a curious cat

The Rum Tum Tugger doesn't care for a cuddle

The Rum Tum Tugger is a curious cat

And there isn't any need for me to spout it

For he will do as he do do

And there's no doing anything abou-

Abou-a-wow

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