The Rocky Horror Picture Show - I Can Make You A Man

A weakling weighing ninety-eight pounds

Will get sand in his face when kicked to the ground

And soon in the gym with a determined chin

The sweat from his pores as he works for his cause

Will make him glisten and gleam

And with massage and just a little bit of steam

He'll be pink and quite clean

He'll be a strong man

Oh, honey but the wrong man

He'll eat nutritious, high protein

And swallow raw eggs

Try to build up his shoulders

His chest arms and legs

Such an effort!

If he only knew of my plan

In just seven days

I can make you a ma-aa-a-a-an

He'll do press-ups, and chin-ups

Do the snatch, clean and jerk

He thinks dynamic tension must be hard work

Such strenuous living I just don't understand

When in just seven days

Oh, Baby

I can make you a ma-a-a-a-an.