The Ordertaker [English translation]

Waiter! I'll have a porkchop please

And two servings of rice as well

Serve it with a little bit of ketchup too

Do you have chopsuey? (no sir)

Do you have Adobo? (none as well)

Do you have Bulalo? (we ran out)

Do you have anything else? (none)

None?!

Hey! Aren't there anything to or

Is there anything I can order, can-order

Shit! There's a menu but

There's nothing to order, oh waiter

Hope there's at least siopao1 or burger

Order please! order please! order please

Waiter! I'll have a porkchop please

And two servings of rice as well

Serve it with a little bit of ketchup too

Do you have chopsuey? (no sir)

Do you have Adobo? (none as well)

Do you have Bulalo? (we ran out)

Do you have anything else? (none)

None?!

Hey! Aren't there anything to or

Is there anything I can order, can-order

Shit! There's a menu but

There's nothing to order, oh waiter

Hope there's at least siopao or burger

Order please! order please! order please

Waiter! (Waiter!)

Order! (Order!)

Waiter! (Waiter!)

Order! (Order!)

Fine young waiter what do you serve here?

Fine young waiter is there Chicken Mami

Longsitosi, Tapsi, Pancit, Lugaw, or Lomi

Tokwa't Baboy, Pares Beef, Fried Siomai

I'm really hungry now (Fried Siomai2!!)

I'm really hungry now ...

Hey! Aren't there anything to or

Is there anything I can order, can-order

Shit! There's a menu but

There's nothing to order, oh waiter

Hope there's at least siopao or burger

Order please! order please! order please

Good for nothing eatery, can't even serve a snack

Good for nothing eatery, can't even serve a snack!!

1. A steamed Chinese pork bun.2. Fried Chinese dumpling.