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The Murder Mystery lyrics
The Murder Mystery lyrics
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The Murder Mystery lyrics

[Left voice:]

Candy-screen wrappers of silkscreen fantastic, requiring memories both lovely and guiltfree, lurid and lovely with twilight of ages, luscious and lovely and filthy with laughter, laconic giggles, ennui fort the passions, in order to justify most spurious desires, rectify moments, most serious and urgent to hail upon the face of most odious time, requiring replies most facile and vacuous with words nearly singed, with the heartbeat of passions, spew forth with the grace of a tart going under subject of a great concern, noble origin

[Right voice:]

Denigrate obtuse and active, verbs, pronouns, skewer the sieve of the optical sewer, release the handle that holds all the gates up, puncture the eyeballs that seep all the muck up, read all the books and the people worth reading and still see the muck on the sky of the ceiling

[Left voice:]

Please raise the flag, rosy red carpet envy

English used here; this messenger is nervous

It's not fun at all out here in the hall

[Right voice:]

Mister Moonlight, succulent smooth and gorgeous

Isn't it nice? We're number one and so forth

Isn't it sweet being unique

[Left voice:]

For screeching and yelling and various offenses, lower the queen and bend her over the tub; against the state, the country, the commitee; hold her head under the water, please, for an hour, for groveling and spewing and various offenses; puncture the bloat with the wing of a sparrow, the inverse, the obverse, the converse, the reverse, the sharpening wing of the edge of a sparrow, for suitable reckonings too numerous to mention, as the queen is fat, she is devoured by rats; there is one way to skin a cat or poison a rat; it is here forth, hear to three, forthirightly stated

[Right voice:]

Relent and obverse and inverse and perverse and reverse the inverse of perverse and reverse and reverse and reverse and reverse and reverse and chop it and pluck it and cut it and spit it and sew it to joy on the edge of a cyclop and spin it to rage on the edge of a cylindrical minute

[Left voice:]

Put down that rag simpering, callow and morose

Who let you in? If I knew, then I could get out

The murder you see is a mystery to me

[Right voice:]

Dear Mister Muse, fellow of wit and gentry

Medieval ruse filling the shallow and empty

Fools that duel, duel in pools

[Left voice:]

To Rembrandt and Oswald, to peanuts and ketchup, sanctimonious sycophants stir in the bushes, up to the stand with your foot on the Bible; as king, I must order and constantly arouse, if you swear to catch up and throw up and up-up, a king full of virgin and kiss me and spin it, excuse to willow and wander, dark wonders divest me of robes, sutures, Harry and pig meat, the fate of a nation, rests hard on your bosoms, the king on his throne, puts his hand down his robe, the torture of inverse and silkscreen and Harry, and set the tongue squealing the reverse and inverse

[Right voice:]

Tantalize poets with visions of grandeur, their faces turn blue with the reek of the compost, as the living try hard to retain what the dead lost, with double-dead sickness from writing at what cost and business and business and reverse and reverse and set the brain reeling the inverse and perverse

[Left voice:]

Objections suffice apelike and tactile bassoon

Oboeing me cordon the virus' section

Off to the left is what is not right

[Right voice:]

English arcane, tantamount here to frenzy

Passing for me, lascivious elder passion

Corpulent filth disguised as silk

[Left voice:]

Contempt, contempt, and contempt for the boredom, I shall poison the city and sink it with fire, for cordless and Harry and ape-pig and scissor, the messenger's wig seems fraught with desire, for blueberry picnics and pince-nez and magpies, the messenger's skirt, would you please hook it higher, for children and adults, all those under ninety, how truly disgusting. Would you please put it down? A stray in this fray is no condom worth saving, as king, I'm quite just, but it's just quite impossible, a robe and a robe and a robe and a bat, no double-class inverse could make lying worth dying

[Right voice:]

With cheap simian melodies, hillbilly outgush, for illiterate ramblings, for cheap understanding, for misunderstranding, the simple, the inverse, the compost, the reverse, the obtuse and stupid, and business and business, and cheap stupid lyrics, and simple mass reverse while the real thing is dying

[Left voice:]

Exit the pig, enter the owl and gorgeous

King on the left, it on the right and primping

Adjusting his nose as he reads from his scroll

[Right voice:]

Folksy knockwurst, peel back the skin of French

And what do you find? Follicles intertwining

Succulent prose wrapped up in robes

[Left voice:]

Off with his head, take his head from his neck off, requiring memories both lovely and guiltfree, put out his eyes, then cut his nose off, sanctimonius sycophants stir in the bushes, scoop out his brain, put a string where his ears were, all the king's horses and all the king's men, swing the whole mess at the end of the wire, scratch out his eyes with the tip of a razor, let the wire extend from the tip of a rose, Caroline, Caroline, Caroline, oh! but retains the remnants of what once was a nose, pass me my robe, fill my bath up with water

[Right voice:]

Jumpsuit and pigmeat and making his fortune, while making them happy with the inverse and obverse and making them happy and making them happy with the coy and the stupid, just another dumb lackey who puts out the one thing while singing the other, but the real thing's alone and it is no man's brother

[Left voice:]

No one knows no nose is good news and senseless

Extend the wine, drink here a toast to selfless

Ten-year-old port is perfect in court

[Right voice:]

Safety is nice, not an unwise word spoken

Scary bad dreams made safe in lovely songs

No doom or gloom allowed in this room

[Left voice:]

Casbah and cascade and rosehip and feeling, cascade and cyanide, Rachaminoff, Beethoven, skull-silly wagon and justice and perverse and reverse the inverse and inverse and inverse, blueberry catalog, questionable earnings, hustler's lament and the rest will in due cry, to battle and scramble and browbeat and hurt while chewing on minstrels and choking on dirt, disease please seems the order of the day, please the king, please the king, please the king day, casbah and cascade and rosehip and feeling, point of order, return the king here to the ceiling

[Right voice:]

Oh, not to be whistled or studied or hummed or remembered at nights when the eye is alone, but to skewer and ravage and savage and split with the grace of a diamond then bellicose wit, to stun and to stagger with words as such stone, that those who do hear cannot again return home

[Left voice:]

Razzamatazz, there's nothing on my shoulder

Lust is a must, shaving my head's made me bolder

Will you kindly read what it was I brought thee?

[Right voice:]

Hello to Ray, hello to Godiva and Angel

Who let you in? Isn't it nice, the party?

Aren't the lights pretty at night?

[Left voice:]

Sick leaf and sorrow and pincers not scissors, regard and refrain from the daughters of marriage, regards for the elders and youngest in carriage, regard and regard for the inverse and perverse and obverse, and diverse, of reverse and reverse, regard from the sick, the dumb, and the camel from pump's storing water, like brain is too marrow to x-ray and filthy and cutting and then peeling to skin and to skin and to bone and to structure to livid and pallid and turgid and structured and structured and structured and structured and structured and regard and refrain, the sick and the dumb, inverse, reverse and perverse

[Right voice:]

Contempt, contempt, and contempt for the seething for writhing and reeling and two-bit reportage, for sick with the body and sinister holy, the drown burst blue babies now dead on the seashore, the valorous horseman, who hang from the ceiling, the pig on the carpet, the dusty pale jissom, that has no effect for the sick with the see-saw, the inverse, obverse converse, reverse of reverse the diverse and converse of reverse and perverse and sweet pyrotechnics, and let's have another of inverse, converse, diverse, perverse and reverse, hell's graveyard is damned as they chew on their brains, the slick and the scum, reverse, inverse and perverse

[Left voice:]

Plowing while it's done away

Dumb and ready pig meat

Sick upon the carpet

Climb into the casket

Safe within the parapet

Sack is in the parapet

Pigs are out and growling

Slaughter by the seashore

See the lifeguard drowning

Sea is full of fishes

Fishes full of china

China plates are falling

All fall down

Sick and shiny carpet

Lie before my eyes-eyes

Lead me to the ceiling

Walk upon the wall wall

Tender as the green grass

Drink the whisky horror

See the young girls dancing

Flies upon the beaches

Beaches are for sailors

Nuns across the sea-wall

Black hood horseman raging

Swordsman eating fire

Fire on the carpet

Set the house ablazing

Seize and bring it flaming

Gently to the ground ground

Dizzy Bell Miss Fortune

Fat and full of love-juice

Drip it on the carpet

Down below the fire hose

Weep and whisky fortune

Sail me to the moon, dear

Drunken dungeon sailors

Headless Roman horsemen

The king and queen are empty

Their heads are in the outhouse

Fish upon the water

Bowl upon the saviour

Toothless wigged Laureate

Plain and full of fancy

Name upon a letterhead

Impressing all the wheat germ

Love you for a nickel

Maul you for a quarter

Set the casket flaming

Do not go gentle blazing

[Right voice:]

Sick upon the staircase

Sick upon the staircase

Blood upon the pillow

Climb into the parapet

See the church bells gleaming

Knife that scrapes a sick plate

Dentures full of air holes

The tailor couldn't mend straight

Shoot her full of air holes

Climbing up the casket

Take me to the casket

Teeth upon her red throat

Screw me in the daisies

Rip upon her holler

Snip the seas fantastic

Treat her like a sailor

Full and free and nervous

Out to make his fortune

Either this or that way

Sickly or in good health

Piss upon a building

Like a dog in training

Teach to heel or holler

Yodel on a sing song

Down upon the carpet

Tickle polyester

Sick within the parapet

Screwing for a dollar

Sucking on a fire-hose

Chewing on a rubber line

Tied to chairs and rare bits

Pay another player

Oh you're such a good lad

Here's another dollar

Tie him to the bedpost

Sick with witches' covens

Craving for a raw meat

Bones upon the metal

Sick upon the circle

Down upon the carpet

Down upon the carpet

Down below the parapet

Waiting for your bidding

Pig upon the carpet

Tumenescent railroad

Neuro-anaesthesia analog

Ready for a good look

Drooling at the birches

Swinging from the birches

Succulent Nebraska

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