The Muffin Song lyrics

[Intro: Sam Lavagnino]

Wa, wa, wa

Wa, wa, wa

Who wants a muffin?

Wa, wa wa

Wa, wa, wa

[Verse 1: Sam Lavagnino]

Haaaaa, I'm a muffin!

And it's muffin time

Who wants a muffin?

Please, I just wanna die

Hey, somebody kill me

Please, it's muffin time

Have you had a muffin today?

I wanna die, die, die

[Chorus: Sam Lavagnino]

Please, I wanna

Die, die, die

Die, die, die

It's muffin time

'Cause I wanna die, die, die

Please, I wanna

Die, die, die

Die, die, die

It's muffin time

'Cause I wanna die, die, die

[Verse 2: TomSka]

Die, potato, die!

I baked you a pie

Oh boy, what flavour?

Pie, pie, pie

Dad, I'm hungry!

Hi Hungry, I'm Dad

Why did you name me this way?

Why, why, why?

I'm gonna do an internet!

Well I'm gonna do a book

You're leavin' me?

I met a real man

Hey buddy, look!

Over here

Ha ha ha ha ha, now you're blind

You're gonna die

We're all gonna die

Ooh, a butterfly!

We're all gonna-

[Chorus: Sam Lavagnino & (TomSka)]

Die, die, die

Die, die, die (Pie, pie, pie)

It's muffin time

'Cause I wanna die, die, die (Why, why, why)

Please, I wanna

Die, die, die (Ooh, a butterfly)

Die, die, die (Hi, hi, hi)

It's muffin time

'Cause I wanna die, die, die

[Verse 3: TomSka]

Hee hee hee hee hee hee hee

Got your nose

Look out, he's got a nose!

Is this you? (Yes) Hello! (Hi!)

Here comes the airplane!

I like trains

Honey, I'm pregnant

I can explain

No! Don't jump

Okay, jump now

I have no idea how to breathe

Meow, meow, meow, I'm a cow

Hey, you got a license for that?

You'll never take me alive

Ha ha! They said I could never teach a llama to drive

No llama, no!

[Chorus: Sam Lavagnino & (TomSka)]

Die, die, die

Die, die, die (Pie, pie, pie)

It's muffin time

'Cause I wanna die, die, die (Why, why, why)

Please, I wanna

Die, die, die (No llama, no)

Die, die, die (Hi, hi, hi)

It's muffin time

'Cause I wanna die, die, die

[Bridge: Sarah Fullen Gregory]

Even though letting go feels right

I can't afford to say goodbye

You and I are bound together

Especially since cartoons live forever

[Chorus: Sam Lavagnino & (TomSka)]

Please, I wanna

Die, die, die

We're all gonna

Die, die, die (Pie, pie, pie)

It's muffin time

'Cause I wanna die, die, die (Why, why, why)

Please, I wanna

Die, die, die (No llama, no)

Die, die, die (Hi, hi, hi)

It's muffin time

'Cause I wanna die, die, die

[Outro: Sam Lavagnino]

It's muffin time

'Cause I wanna die, die, die