Some take the bible
For what it's worth
When it says that the meek
Shall inherit the Earth.
Well, I heard that some sheik
Has bought New Jersey last week
'N you suckers ain't gettin' nothin'.
Is Hare Rama really wrong
If you wander around
With a napkin on,
With a bell on a stick
An' your hair is all gone...
(The geek shall inherit nothin')
You say yer life's a bum deal
'N yer up against the wall...
Well, people, you ain't even got no kinda
Deal at all,
Cause what they do
In Washington,
They just takes care of NUMBER ONE,
An' NUMBER ONE ain't YOU,
You ain't even NUMBER TWO!
Those Jesus Freaks,
Well, they're friendly, but
The shit they believe
Has got their minds all shut,
An' they don't even care
When the church takes a cut.
Ain't it bleak when you got so much nothin'?
(So whaddya do? Hey!)
Eat that pork,
Eat that ham,
Laugh till ya choke
On Billy Graham,
Moses, Aaron 'n Abraham...
They're all a waste of time,
'N it's your ass that's on the line.
(IT'S YOUR ASS THAT'S ON THE LINE)
Do what you wanna,
Do what you will,
Just don't mess up
Your neighbor's thrill.
'N when you pay the bill
Kindly leave a little tip
And help the next poor sucker
On his one way trip...
SOME TAKE THE BIBLE...
(Aw gimme a half a dozen for the hotel room!)