When I was just a wee little lad
Full of health and joy
One Christmas morning I received
A marvelous little toy
A wonder to behold it was
With many colors bright
And the moment I laid eyes on it
It became my heart's delight
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It went "zip" when it moved
And "bop" when it stopped
And "whirr" when it stood still
I never knew just what it was
And I guess I never will
The first time that I picked it up
I had a big surprise
For right on its bottom
Were two big buttons
That looked like big green eyes
I first pushed one and then the other
Then I twisted its lid
And when I set it down again
This is what it did
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It first marched left
And then marched right
And then marched under a chair
And when I looked where it had gone
It wasn't even there
I started to cry
And my daddy laughed
For he knew that I would find
When I turned around, my marvelous toy
Chugging from behind
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Well, the years have gone by
Too quickly, it seems
I have my own little boy
And yesterday I gave to him
My marvelous little toy
His eyes nearly popped
Right out of his head
He gave a squeal of glee
Neither one of us knows just what it is
But he loves it, just like me
CHORUS:
It still goes "zip" when it moves
And "bop" when it stops
"Whirr" when it stands still
I never knew just what it was
And I guess I never will
Oh, I never knew just what it was
And I guess I never will