Calamity, stay quiet if I ever draw my gun
I’ll do it like a lady, a beautiful Calamity Jane
With style, like a woman, I’ll be smelling of Chanel
Lower your eyes and lower your weapon if you want to duel
Do you have a light?
Please, sir
Give me a light
I got what you want
Give me the light, give me the light
Give me the light, give me the lighter
Calamity, stay in my pocket, I hid my gun
When I hit a snag and when the saloon is open
See, I’m the boss, you just have to deal with it
You think you’re the best? Try to look at me funny
Do you have a light?
Please, sir
Give me a light
I got what you want
Give me the light, give me the light
Give me the light, give me the lighter