The Kiss Of Kathleen Turner lyrics

Erm, excuse me sir, could you maybe turn the newspaper just for a second, erm,

you know it’s not a big problem I wanna tell you but erm – just two – sentences?

Oh ja? Von wo bist Du her? Wien, wienerisch, na Wahnsinn.

Die Welt ist doch klein, ne he! Jetzt fahr’mer – seit 1984 fahr’n mer schon in diesem Zug und ham uns noch net kenneng’lernt. Denn ich muß ja irgendwohin in der heutigen Zeit, ne? Ottakring, Neustift, Grinzing… also listen:

Since 1984 I take the 7:30 train going into Brazil City (oh yeah?)

At this hour of the day I’m not too well humoured

‚cause life doesn’t show any pity

Oh yeah – you’re always nagging, bragging,

Complaining ‚bout yourself

and putting things down in the world

Take a good look at Kathleen Turner

now there’s one heck of a girl! Aoh!

I’ve been to hell and back, but I’m alright Jack

And everything… ???

I got my mind made up, you know I can’t be stopped

I need the kiss of Kathleen Turner right now

I’ve been to hell and back, but I’m alright Jack.

now I know what love is about

Under the seven moons, I’ve made a solemn vow,

I need the kiss of Kathleen Turner right now

I need the kiss of Kathleen Turner right now

Smack in the middle, smack in the middle, smack, smack

Hello – Hello

Oh hi, it’s me, I know it’s late, but I just had to call you

I’ll be over real soon

Kathleen, Kathleen

Is this a dream, or is it real

is this really happening to me or is it just fantasy

In this world there’s only one woman

who can make my dreams come true

and that woman Kathleen – it’s you

I’ve been to hell …

Standing on the corner watching all the girls go by

He wants a kiss – I don’t want a kiss, I want lots of kisses

He wants a kiss

Standing on the corner watching all the girls go by

He wants a kiss

Hallelujah, he’s in Love

Halleluah, Glory Glory

Issos, Cannae, Katalaunische Felder, Mount Greek, Austerlitz, Waterloo, Verdun, Stalingrad

Hiroshima, Nagasaki, Harrisburg, Brockdorf, Zwentendorf, Cattenom, Wackersdorf, Tschernobyl

Kathleen, can you hear me babe

Kathleen, do you know what I’m talking about

I’m just talking about, not the first kiss of my life

I’m talking about … our planet … Kathleen!