Girls
Tonight I will be Miss Saigon
Gigi
Tonight you'll be Miss "jumped upon"
Girls
I'll win a GI and be gone
Gigi
He'll screw you with your crown still on
Mimi
What happens when the Cong attack?
Gigi
They'll rip the hot pants off your back
Girls
The VC all wear basic black
Kim
Is this the way you make a chest?
Gigi
Hey, give that virgin act a rest
Girls
"You are my first American"
Engineer
Allez! Allez! Allez!
Why does it take all day?
Get your asses on stage
I'm raising cash tonight
Girls
Tonight I will be Miss Saigon
Engineer
Tell yourself that your passport's standing at the bar
Girls
Tonight I will be Miss Saigon
Engineer
Each day these little bums of yours are worth less and less
Rake in the dollars now before the market falls too far
Engineer
Look who I got out here
I can still engineer
It's like the old days, my little gamines
Girls
Oh sure!
Engineer
You know who's out here?
A gang of marines!
Girls
They're here?
Engineer
We'll clean them out the American way
Girls
Yes, sir!
Engineer
For something free, they don't care what they pay
Why are you in that dress?
Ah! It's my new princess
Ah, yes...
That bridal gown gives you some class
Lower your eyelids as you pass
Men pay a lot for virgin ass
Allez! Allez! Allez!
Get out and do your song!
Don't make the show too long
Voilà! On stage all!
Welcome to... Dreamland!
Americans
The heat is on in Saigon
The girls are hotter 'n hell
One of these slits here will be Miss Saigon
God, the tension is high, not to mention the smell
The heat is on in Saigon
Estevez
Is there a war going on?
Americans
Don't ask, I ain't gonna tell
Chris
How are you doing there, John?
John
I got the hots for Yvonne
We should get drunk and get laid
Since the end is so near
Chris
I tell you, buddy, I've had it
I don't want to hear
John
The heat is on in Saigon
But till they tell me I'm gone
I'm gonna buy you a girl
Chris
You can buy me a beer
Mimi
See my bikini, it's just the right size
Yvette
Don't you enjoy how it rides up my thighs?
Look from behind, it'll knock out your eyes
Yvonne
I'll show you my special trophy of war
Mimi
For a Marine, I'll show more
Americans
You won't get up off the floor
The heat is on in Saigon
Don't tell me I'm reassigned
All that chickenshit sucks
Tonight I'm out of my mind
Not to mention ten bucks
Gigi
If I'm your pin-up, I'll melt all your brass
Stuck on your wall, with a pin in my ass
If you get me, you will travel first class
I'll show you, we will make magic, cheri
Engineer
You buy more tickets from me
The winner gets her for free
Chris
The meat is cheap in Saigon
Why can't I just play the game?
We lost the war long ago
What is this bug up my ass?
You tell me, I don't know
Kim
I'm seventeen, and I'm new here today
The village I come from seems so far away
All of the girls know much more what to say
But I know
I have a heart like the sea
A million dreams are in me
Chris
Good Jesus, John, who is she?
Americans (and crowd)
The Cong is tight'ning the noose
Is it a week or a day or an hour that we got?
Tonight could be our last shot got to put it to use
All
Tonight I bet that you and I will get along
Forget about the threat, forget the Vi-et Cong
All men
Mimi, Gigi, Yvette or Yvonne
Gonna buy me a beer
And elect Miss Saigon
Engineer
Yvonne, Yvette, Mimi, Kim, Gigi
Attention, s'il vous plait!
By popular demand
Miss Gigi Van Tranh
Is elected Miss Saigon!
Americans
The heat is on in Saigon
And things are not going well
But still at midnight, the party goes on
A good-bye party in hell
Engineer
And now who wins her?
Gigi
Number 66!