Americans
The heat is on in Saigon
The girls are ready to screw
One of these slits here will be Miss Saigon
And since we're stuck here in hell
What's a soldier to do?
The stink is making me choke
Turns out this war is a joke
Turns out the joke is on you
Engineer
Ah, Monsieur Chris! Monsieur John!
You've come to win Miss Saigon
John
I gotta get my friend laid as a last souvenir
Chris
I love you, pal, but your bullshit
I've had up to here
Chris and John
The heat is on in Saigon
John
But till they tell us we're gone
I'm gonna buy you a girl!
Chris
You can buy me a beer!
Engineer
It's showtime!
From Hai Phong to the Mekong Delta
May I present the most beautiful girls in Saigon, Mimi...
Mimi
See my bikini, it's just the right size
Engineer
Yvette...
Yvette
Don't you enjoy how it rides up my thighs?
Engineer
Dominique...
Dominique
Look from behind, it'll knock out your eyes
Engineer
Yvonne...
Yvonne
I'll show you my special trophy of war
Mimi
For a marine, I'll show more
Americans
You won't get up off the floor
The heat is on in Saigon
Don't tell me I'm reassigned
All that chickenshit sucks
Tonight I'm out of my mind
Not to mention ten bucks
Engineer
Here she is
You know her as the sex toy from Hanoi:
Ms. Gigi Van Tranh
Gigi
If I'm your pin-up, I'll melt all your brass
Stuck in your wall with a pin in my ass
If you get me, you will travel first class
I'll show you, we will make magic, chéri
Engineer
You buy your tickets from me
The winner gets her for free
Chris
The meat is cheap in Saigon
I used to love getting stoned
Waking up with some whore
I don't know why I went dead
It's not fun anymore
Engineer
How about something fresh from the country?
Legs unparted, parts uncharted: Kim
Kim
I'm seventeen, and I'm new here today
The village I come from seems so far away
All of these girls here know much more what to say
But I know
I'm so much more than you see
A million dreams are in me
Chris
Jesus, John, who is she?
Americans
The Cong is tight'ning the noose
Is it a week or a day or an hour that we got?
Tonight could be our last shot, got to put it to use
I got a fever, babe and you're gonna catch it
I got an itch and baby you're gonna scratch it
Mimi, Gigi, Yvette or Yvonne
Gonna buy me a beer, here's to you Miss Saigon
Engineer
Yvonne, Yvette, Mimi, Kim, Gigi
Attention, s'il vous plaît!
By popular demand
Miss Gigi Van Tranh
Is elected Miss Siagon!
Americans
The heat is on in Saigon
How we get used to the smell
So let's get wasted, get high and get laid
A good-bye party in hell
Engineer
And now who wins my little pussycat?
Number 66!