The Hardest Button to Button lyrics

We started living in an old house

My ma gave birth and we were checking it out

It was a baby boy, so we bought him a toy

It was a ray gun, and it was 1981

We named him 'Baby', he had a toothache

He started crying, it sounded like an earthquake

It didn't last long, because I stopped it

I grabbed a rag doll and stuck some little pins in it

Now we're a family, and we're alright now

We got money, and a little place to fight now

We don't know you, and we don't owe you

But if you see us around, I got something else to show you

Now it's easy when you don't know better

You think it's sleazy? Then put it in a short letter

We keep warm, but there's just something wrong with you

Just feel that you're the hardest little button to button

I had opinions that didn't matter

I had a brain that felt like pancake batter

I got a backyard with nothing in it

Except a stick, a dog, and a box with something in it

The hardest button to button

The hardest button to button

The hardest button to button

The hardest button to button

Uh-oh

The hardest button to button

The hardest button to button

Uh-oh

The hardest button to button

The hardest button to button

The hardest button to button

The hardest button to button

The hardest button to button

The hardest button to button

Uh-oh