The Greatest [English translation]

You look at me

I look back

You drop your gaze

I keep mine straight

Your wife is quite delighted

My wife cooks her with one look

You sit there

I am here

You have a good job but I have four of them

Your clothes are fashionable and neat

I sewed mine myself lately

Your telephone can simply do everything

Mine can telephone when the power is on

Your car keys hang out of your pants

My pants have no bags and I hang loose

Your wife has new boobs

But I don't have to beg for sex with my wife

You have money

I have charm

I myself decide where, how and when

I am the greatest

Nobody has to tell me what I do

I am the greatest

I celebrate mine and leave yours alone

(Background)

You always only say it can't be

I say now more than ever

You have 10.000 friends but mine are true friends

You are finicky

Politcally prim

I rather eat my breakfast in bed at noontime

You drive Ferrari Testarossa

I fart when I like it

You have a penthouse on the 18th floor

I gabled my rent while playing poker

You have ice on the chain

I have ice pole

You are at the start

I have nearly reached the finish line

You take your racy dog for a walk once a day

I take my deposit bottle to Aldi once a month

Cheers

You are proud for your country, you talk sh*t

I work hard and pay your support

You say of course

I say never

You watch a movie, I rather shoot one myself

Because:

I am the greatest

Nobody has to tell me what I do

I am the greatest

I celebrate mine and leave yours alone

(Background)

On my ways I also made mistakes

Failed and was nearly totally broke

But you must have felt the same once

Failed and started at zero again

Everyone is the boss in his own world

But there is more than lifestyle, fame or cash

At the next opportunity I invite you

And then we'll have a party together

Because:

We are the greatest

Nobody has to tell us what we do

(We have a handle on everything)

We are the greatest

We celebrate us and invite you to join us

We are the greatest

Because our life does only what we do

We are the greatest

Everyone here is in