The Gentleman Obviously Doesn't Believe [In Love] lyrics

The gentleman obviously doesn't believe in making love

He shrinks if you mention a bench in a park for two

It's hard to conceive that he doesn't believe in stealing a kiss

Like me and you and you

The gentleman obviously doesn't believe in alcohol

Whenever he lunches, rum punches are all taboo

It seems he's not cursed with that heavenly thirst for bottle delights

Like me and you and you

He's never been known to gamble

He doesn't take weekend trips

In lover's lane he won't ramble

And a cigarette has never caressed his lips

He frowns on the latest dances

Says jazz is his favourite bore

He doesn't seek life's romances

So I wonder what on Earth he is living for

The gentleman obviously doesn't believe in moonlight walks

Alone with a girl and he'd faint

Yes, that's just what he'd do

He's one of those gents who just hasn't the sense to thrill to a kiss

Like me and you and you

The gentleman obviously doesn't believe in making love

He shrinks if you mention a bench in a park for two

It's hard to conceive that he doesn't believe in stealing a kiss

Like me and you and this'un and that'un and which'un and what'un and it