The Fixies Fixie Dittie lyrics

Can you believe that Fixies are

Such itty-bitty creatures?

Even when they’re magnified

It’s hard to see their features.

They’re tiny, infinitesimal.

So small it makes you doubt.

But if you meet a Fixie, please

Don’t let their secret out!

They take care of our machines

Irons, phones, and toasters

MP3s and TV screens

Even rollercoasters.

Without them clocks stop ticking;

Without them lights go out!

But if you meet a Fixie, please

Don’t let their secret out!

I almost caught one yesterday,

I chased him but he fled.

But if I told my dad he’d say,

“It’s all inside your head!”

You really cannot catch them,

Or find their whereabouts.

But if you meet a Fixie, please

Don’t let their secret out!

Fixies have a special sign

I happened to discover.

They hold three fingers in the air

And flash it to each other.

They send their greetings to you,

They sing them and they shout.

But if you meet a Fixie, please

Don’t let their secret out!