[JASON]
Just look at me
I'm a world-class traveler
Each Friday night
Travel travel travel
From her house to his house
First take the 104
With my computer
I am just a little kid
Not a commuter
And each Sunday night
Mother comes to get me
And I hear them fight
Everybody's yelling about the bar mitzvah
It's not a wrestling match
Why are they sweating?
It's not a funeral
What's so upsetting?
It's a celebration
Where I get presents
But everybody's yelling
And everybody's ruining it
It's a celebration
Where I get richer
But everybody's yelling
And everybody's ruining it
Everybody's ruining it
Why, oh, why?
What have I done that they'd ruin my bar mitzvah?
[MARVIN, TRINA, JASON, AND MENDEL]
What have we done that we'd ruin your bar mitzvah?
[TRINA]
I want the Applebaums
They're lovely, and they like me
[MARVIN]
They're boring
She just likes the way you dress
[MENDEL]
Well, who wouldn't?
[TRINA]
Have the Applebaums
[MARVIN]
Screw the Applebaums
[JASON]
Please don't do this!
[MARVIN]
Saul's a jerk
[TRINA]
Have them
[MARVIN]
Nix them!
[MENDEL]
Long live the Applebaums!
Arguing takes work
[JASON]
I hate this!
[MARVIN]
Blame her!
It is all a waste
[TRINA]
You're gonna blame me?
You have paintings of dicks!
Don't talk to me about taste
[JASON]
Stop! I don't want a bar mitzvah!
Okay? I don't want a bar mitzvah!
[MARVIN AND TRINA]
What do you mean you don't want a bar mitzvah?
What do you mean you don't want a bar mitzvah?
How do you think we
How do you think we
How do you think we feel about that?