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The Family Friendly Noose Song lyrics
The Family Friendly Noose Song lyrics
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The Family Friendly Noose Song lyrics

What's the greatest kind of knot that you can tie with ease?

It's useful and it's happy, and it suits your every need

Well I'm about to tell you, but first I have to note

That you never should ever consider

putting a rope around your throat!

So, let's learn how to tie a noose, its practical for every use!

All you need is a piece of rope, and to never give up hope!

You make a loop and the snake goes down but changes its mind and turns around.

He climbs back up to the top again, this is where the fun begins!

You take the snake and spiral down, and at the bottom what has he found?

The snake goes into the rabbits hole and then you give the top a pull.

Never consider self abuse!

This is how you tie a noose!

There's a hundred uses for the hangman's knot

that have nothing to do with K Y S! (Never do that!)

You can make a stylish belt to hold up your pants

you can tie them to your wrists and do a hangman's dance!

Well, you can tie your shoes, or you could make banana's fly

You can stir a mixture, hang a picture, anything you try!

So, lets learn how to tie a noose, it's practical for every use!

All you need is a piece of rope, and to never give up hope!

Never consider self abuse!

This is how you tie a noose!

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