The Etiquette Song lyrics

When you walk into a party

It's a formal universe...

Ja!

So you jump up on your host

And with a kiss say "Hello, Nurse!"

No!

Remember that good diction

Reflects so well on you...

Ja!

So practice all your vowel sounds

By saying "AEIOUUUUU"!

No!

To use the right utensil

Is one of etiquette's demands...

Uuuuuggghhhh...

So we recommend you throw them out

And eat with your hands!

A salad fork...

A dinner fork...

A butter knife...

A water glass...

A soup spoon...

A dinner knife...

A fork for eating pickled bass...

An oyster fork, dessert spoon, a napkin, and a finger bowl,

A dinner spoon, a salad knife, a bread plate for your dinner roll!

We've heard the rules you need to know to make that social climb

But we'd rather spend our energy on having a good time!