When you walk into a party
It's a formal universe...
Ja!
So you jump up on your host
And with a kiss say "Hello, Nurse!"
No!
Remember that good diction
Reflects so well on you...
Ja!
So practice all your vowel sounds
By saying "AEIOUUUUU"!
No!
To use the right utensil
Is one of etiquette's demands...
Uuuuuggghhhh...
So we recommend you throw them out
And eat with your hands!
A salad fork...
A dinner fork...
A butter knife...
A water glass...
A soup spoon...
A dinner knife...
A fork for eating pickled bass...
An oyster fork, dessert spoon, a napkin, and a finger bowl,
A dinner spoon, a salad knife, a bread plate for your dinner roll!
We've heard the rules you need to know to make that social climb
But we'd rather spend our energy on having a good time!