The End of the World lyrics

If the end of the world is comin',

I wanna be prepared

Suitcase packed, kitchen all clean,

I'll leave a light on so nobody breaks in

I'll say goodbye to cousin Phyllis

Just tell the gardener he should bill us

If the end of the country is comin',

I wanna be prepared

Passport ready, car filled with gas

Raincoat, boots, and thermal underwear

I'll get my formula from Lenny

I won't be gray in Portage Prairie

If the end of my life is comin',

I wanna be prepared

Photographs labeled with grace and time

Apologies given and letters of thanks

I won't forget the simple people

Who've greased the wheels along the way

(I won't forget)

They can have my last possessions

And this message I convey

I feel a shock right to the marrow

I learned to shoot a bow and arrow

If the end of the world is comin' [x4]

Is comin' [x16]