VLAD:
Ever since that first day I saw you at court,
I knew I was beneath you.
LILY:
You were right, darling. You were.
VLAD:
I noticed you across a room—
The most exquisite rose
The tiniest tiara and
That haughty little nose
I flirted with you shamelessly
LILY:
Or so the scandal goes...
The Countess
VLAD:
And the common man
We tiptoed off to Peterhof
To have a royal fling
LILY:
My husband was oblivious
Counts never know a thing!
VLAD:
And all of it was perfect...
LILY:
'Til you stole my diamond ring!
VLAD & LILY:
The Countess
And the common man
VLAD:
Cologne in the bedclothes
The pastry and wine
LILY:
And under the table
Your foot touching mine
VLAD & LILY:
And how my heart beat
When you sent me "our sign"
LILY:
I loved you...
VLAD:
You loved me
And oh, it was simply
VLAD & LILY:
Divine...
VLAD:
Who would have known
My little rose
We're back where we began
LILY:
And I suppose
That you'll propose
Another sneaky plan!
Which I'll resist...
VLAD:
Until you're kissed
VLAD & LILY:
For nothing's better than...
LILY:
The countess
VLAD:
And the common man...
VLAD & LILY:
The countess
And the common man