The Club

[CLUBBERS]

Vanessa!

[USNAVI]

Damn, this is nice

I really like what they’ve done with the lights

So, the hot club in Washington Heights

You might be right, this music’s tight

Yo, did I mention that you look great tonight

Because you do you really—

[VANESSA]

Usnavi, relax!

[USNAVI]

Relax, qué relaxed? I’m relaxed

[HOT COUPLE]

Wepa! Vanessa!

[USNAVI]

So you’ve been here before

I don’t go out; I get so busy with the store

Y cada día it’s a brand new chore

My arms are sore; no time for the dance floor

But maybe you and me should hang out some more

I’m such a dork, but I—

[VANESSA]

Let’s go get a drink

[USNAVI]

Something sweet

[VANESSA]

You know me, a little bit of cinnamon

[CLUBBERS]

Wepa! Vanessa!

[BENNY]

Here’s to getting fired!

[USNAVI]

To killing the mood!

[BOTH]

Salud!

[BENNY]

Without so much as a “thank you!”

[USNAVI]

After five long years

[BOTH]

Cheers!

[BENNY]

To finally getting Vanessa!

Man, fix your collar...

[USNAVI]

Holler!

[BENNY]

To doing shots on a weekend!

[USNAVI]

As long as you buy ‘em, l’chaim!

[JOSE]

Hey you!

[VANESSA]

Who?

[JOSE]

You!

[VANESSA]

Who, me?

[JOSÉ]

You wanna dance?

[VANESSA]

Naw, man…

[JOSE]

Okay, I took my chance…

[USNAVI]

It’s cool, it’s cool, hey, if you want to…

[VANESSA]

You don’t mind?

[USNAVI]

I’m fine! I’m fine!

[BENNY]

Yo!

[USNAVI]

Yo!

[BENNY]

Who’s Vanessa talkin’ to?

[USNAVI]

Some dude!

[BENNY]

Some dude?!

That’s messed up, she’s tryin’ to make you jealous!

[USNAVI]

Jealous, I ain’t jealous, I can take all these fellas, whatever!

Usnavi grabs Vanessa from José and dances with her

[NINA]

Benny, can we take a walk outside?

[BENNY]

And there she is

[NINA]

I’m so sorry, I didn’t know

[BENNY]

Who let you in? Yo, this is the girl who cost us our jobs today!

[NINA]

I’m going to make it right!

[BENNY]

A toast to the end of all I know!

[NINA]

You’ve had enough!

[BENNY]

Says the girl who has it all

[NINA]

That’s not fair

[BENNY]

Well why don’t you run home to daddy?

He loves to remind me that I’ll never be good enough for your family… for you…

[NINA]

You don’t know me

[BENNY]

Poor you...

[NINA]

I thought you were different

[BENNY]

Salud

[MEN]

Vanessa, let me get the next one!

Vanessa, let me interject some!

The way you sweat, the way you flex on the floor

It makes me want you more!

Vanessa, let me get the next one!

Vanessa, let me interject some!

The way you sweat, the way you flex on the floor

It makes me want you more!

Vanessa, let me get the next one!

Vanessa, let me interject some!

The way you sweat, the way you flex on the floor

It makes me want you more!

[USNAVI]

Bartender!

Let me get an amaretto sour for this ghetto flower!

How are you so pretty?

You complete me

You had me at "hello," you know you need me

Truly, madly, deeply, let’s get freaky

Oh I get it you’re the strong and silent type

Well, I’m the Caribbean island type

And I can drive you wild all night!

But I digress!

Say something so I don’t stress

[YOLANDA]

No hablo inglés

[USNAVI]

Yes!