the bricklayer's song lyrics

Dear sir I write this note to you

to tell you of my plight.

For at the time of writing it

I'm not a pretty sight.

My body is all black & blue,

my face a deathly grey.

And I write this note to say

why I am not at work today.

While working on the 14th floor

some bricks I had to clear.

But tossing them down from such a height

was not a good idea.

The foreman wasn't very pleased,

he is an awkward sod.

And he said I had to cart them down

the ladders in me hod.

Well clearing all these bricks by hand,

it was so very slow.

So I hoisted up a barrel

and secured a rope below.

But in my haste to do the job,

I was too blind to see.

That a barrel full of building bricks

was heavier than me.

And so when I untied the rope

the barrel fell like lead.

And clinging tightly to the rope

I started up instead .

I shot up like a rocket

and to my dismay I found.

That half way up I met the bloody

barrel coming down.

The barrel broke my sholder

as to the ground it sped.

And when I reached the top

I banged the pulley with my head.

I clung on tightly numb with shock

from this almighty blow.

While the barrel spilled out half its bricks

some 14 floors below.

Now when these bricks had fallen from

the barrel to the floor.

I then out-weighed the barrel

and so started down once more.

But I clung on tightly to the rope,

my body racked with pain.

And half way down I met the bloody

barrel once again.

The force of this collision

half way down the office block.

Caused multiple abbraisions

and a nasty case of shock.

But I clung on tightly to the rope

as I fell towards the ground.

And landed on the broken bricks

the barrel had scattered round.

Well as I lay there on the floor

I thought I'd passed the worst.

But the barrel hit the pulley wheel

and then the bottom burst.

A shower of bricks rained down on me

I didn't have a hope.

As I lay there bleeding on the ground

I let go of the bloody rope.

The barrel now being heavier,

it started down once more.

It landed right across me

as I lay there on the floor.

It broke three ribs and my left arm

and I can only say.

I hope you understand

why I am not at work today.