The Ballad Of Chasey Lain lyrics

Dear Chasey Lain,

I wrote to explain,

I`m your biggest fan.

I just wanted to ask,

Could I eat your ass?

Write back as soon as you can.

You`ve had a lotta dick...

(Had a lotta dick...)...

I`ve had a lotta time...

(Had a lotta time...)...

You`ve had a lotta dick Chasey,

But you ain`t had mine.

Dear Chasey Lain,

I wrote to complain ,

Ya never wrote me back.

How could I ever eat

Your ass when ya treat,

Your biggest fan like that?

You`ve had a lotta dick...

(Had a lotta dick...)...

I`ve had a lotta time...

(Had a lotta time...)...

You`ve had a lotta dick Chasey,

But you ain`t had mine.

Dear Chasey Lain,

I wrote to constrain,

This letter is my last.

As your biggest fan,

I must demand,

You let me eat your ass.

You`ve had a lotta dick...

(Had a lotta dick...)...

I`ve had a lotta time...

(Had a lotta time...)...

You`ve had a lotta dick Chasey,

But you ain`t had mine.

P.S.

Mom and Dad this is Chasey,

Chasey this is my mom and dad.

Now show `em them titties,

Now show `em them titties...

P.S.

Mom and Dad this is Chasey,

Chasey this is my mom and dad.

Now show `em them titties,

Now show `em them titties...

Would ya fuck me for blow?