Dear Chasey Lain,
I wrote to explain,
I`m your biggest fan.
I just wanted to ask,
Could I eat your ass?
Write back as soon as you can.
You`ve had a lotta dick...
(Had a lotta dick...)...
I`ve had a lotta time...
(Had a lotta time...)...
You`ve had a lotta dick Chasey,
But you ain`t had mine.
Dear Chasey Lain,
I wrote to complain ,
Ya never wrote me back.
How could I ever eat
Your ass when ya treat,
Your biggest fan like that?
You`ve had a lotta dick...
(Had a lotta dick...)...
I`ve had a lotta time...
(Had a lotta time...)...
You`ve had a lotta dick Chasey,
But you ain`t had mine.
Dear Chasey Lain,
I wrote to constrain,
This letter is my last.
As your biggest fan,
I must demand,
You let me eat your ass.
You`ve had a lotta dick...
(Had a lotta dick...)...
I`ve had a lotta time...
(Had a lotta time...)...
You`ve had a lotta dick Chasey,
But you ain`t had mine.
P.S.
Mom and Dad this is Chasey,
Chasey this is my mom and dad.
Now show `em them titties,
Now show `em them titties...
P.S.
Mom and Dad this is Chasey,
Chasey this is my mom and dad.
Now show `em them titties,
Now show `em them titties...
Would ya fuck me for blow?