Yeah, I'll admit
I've had sex before marriage
I smoked hella weed
And then I shared it
Yeah, I confess
I've scrolled through Pornhub
I've had impure thoughts
And acted upon 'em
So if the pearly gates won't open up for me
At least I'll know there's somewhere else I can go
Thank God
Thank God for making a hell
Thank God for making
A place for the fire
And greedy-ass liars
But I'm just like everyone else
Thank God for hell
Yeah, I'll admit
My mind's a bit dirty
Only go to church
If somebody's forced me
Yeah, I confess
I say some bad words
And I haven't yet
But I bet I'll get a divorce
So if the pearly gates won't open up for me
At least I'll know there's somewhere else I can go
Thank God
Thank God for making a hell
Thank God for making
A place for the fire
And greedy-ass liars
But I'm just like everyone else
Thank God
Thank God for knowing me well
Thank God for making
A place I can smoke
And tell fucked-up jokes
Eternally just be myself
Thank God for hell
Mmm, thank God for hell
Mmm
If the pearly gates won't open up for me
Fuck em
Thank God
Thank God for making a hell
Thank God for making
A place for the fire
And greedy-ass liars
But I'm just like everyone else
Thank God
Thank God for knowing me well
Thank God for making
A place I can smoke
And tell fucked-up jokes
Eternally just be myself
Thank God for hell