Tesadüfler [English translation]

Whenever I wash my car,

the rain starts..

Whenever I walk in the rain,

the dirty cars would splash mud at me.

The longest green (traffic) light would turn yellow

the moment I wanted to cross over.

It's the usual matter of right time and right place.

Where do they prescribe a drug for bad destiny?

Whenever I visit a fortuneteller,

they become overwhelmed, heartsore.

When I want to make a wish,

the stars I picked would stop shooting.

In the middle of the night,

I spill the tea on my cigarettes.

My phone rings, no answer.

Am I always the wrong number?

I lost so many gambles for love, on purpose.

The leg of the Devil is made of iron, wouldn't be twisted (it's a saying, "to break the Devil's leg", which means: to get the show on the road at last).

My bad luck/bad destiny would find me wherever I go,

it'd knock me out,

while I was begging for a bit of mercy from happiness,

the coincidences don't like me at all;

and I learned that the king is the coincidences.