Terrorangst [English translation]

"It is assumed that this is an act of terrorism."

"Among the victims is a German and twelve seal pups."

"An ID was found in a haystack."

"The security lock at Aldi is offered for only $9,99."

Yeah, eh, with a wheat beer and overdressed

I am sitting at home and watch a live stream of the Oktoberfest

I am still to scared to go outside

I think and eat expired blowfish

Suspicion of terror because of beards and race

Skeptical glances at my Persian cat

And that's exactly the reason I don't go to the best party of the year

Because on the commercial billboards are Arabic numbers

Visit me at home, I'll lift the barriers

But only without liquids in the hand luggage

Underneath my bed used to be a spectre

I am waiting for ISIS to claim it

The nerves are on edge here

I turn on the TV

And I've got a fear of terror, terror, terror

The nerves are on edge here

You light a candle

And I've got a fear of terror, terror, terror

Bom, bom, bombing

Bom-bom, bom, bombing

Bom-bom, bom, bombing

Bom-bom, bom, from the media

Silent night. As if.

We need more police, put away the contraceptives

I feel threatened everywhere on Earth

I didn't order this when I decided to be born

That's why I'm always well dressed for a hostage video

A double chin as protection against beheading

The only safe vacation destination

Is Witten in the Ruhr region with security

"Explosion!" on the neighboring planet

Am writing my concerned followers: "All-clear, I just about survived"

But I trigger a bomb disposal operation

Because in the hall are my wife's suitcases, strange

The nerves are on edge here

I turn on the TV

And I've got a fear of terror, terror, terror

The nerves are on edge here

You light a candle

And I've got a fear of terror, terror, terror

Bom, bom, bombing

Bom-bom, bom, bombing

Bom-bom, bom, bombing

Bom-bom, bom, from the media

No rehearsal of a grief concert

They were only traffic deaths after all

Store the worthless floral wreath

Back in my cupboard for flowers and candles for terror victims ( you never know)

My bomb searching team dissected a nightingale

You ask:"Who has really been radicalized here?"

You ask because I spread fear with my hysterical Tweets

If I have commercial deals with a terrorist group

Because no matter with who I have a conversation

I drop the T-bomb faster than "How are you hombre?"

I write a book about every crime scene report

It's based on a delusion (don't believe the hype)

The nerves are on edge here

I turn on the TV

And I've got a fear of terror, terror, terror

The nerves are on edge here

Tell me your home country

And I've got a fear of terror, terror, terror

Bom, bom, bombing

Bom-bom, bom, bombing

Bom-bom, bom, bombing

Bom-bom, bom, from the media

"There are seven billion suspects, the police is investigating."

"At airports three timed and divided by twelve will be times seven"

"Following this program there's a special broadcast with the titel 'Terror, terror, terror, terror, terror'"

"We are now showing you shaky cellphone footage of something completely different."

"At the Atlantic Ocean an ID was found."

"The police does not suspect the culprit to be human."

"There are already almost 300 profession videos of different parties."

"Furthermore Atlantis was discovered!"

"Terror, terror, terror, terror."

"The hooded men keep on asking to subscribe to their channel."