Tero ja minä [English translation]

Tero and I are friends

Even though we are completely different

We like different things

Tero likes wine, I go on jogs

Tero smokes tobaco, I am clean

Tero likes boys, I like girls

Tero uses a skirt, I use pants

Tero is ugly, I am handsome

Tero is stoopid, I am smart

Tero has outwards-pointing knees, I have inwards-pointing knees

Tero is a hooligan, I am a gentleman

Tero is short, I am tall

Tero is weak, I am sturdy

Tero and I are friends

Even though we are completely different

We like different things

Tero is from the countryside, I am from the city

Tero is married, I am free

Tero has debt, I am wealthy

Tero travels by foot, I have a car

Tero is a bastard, I am jovial

Tero has it hard, I have it good

But one thing brings us together

A thing which is very important to us

Because both of us, because both of us!

Have a missing tendon ... there!