Tengo na minchia tanta [English translation]

I've got a dick this big 1

I've got a dick like this

You've got to use a chicken

You've got to use a chicken

If you want to touch it

I've got a dick this big

I've got a dick like this

I've got a dick this big

I've got a dick like this

You've got to use a chicken

If you want to measure it

You've got to use a chicken

If you want to touch it

I've got a dick this big

I've got a dick like this

I've got a dick this big

I've got a dick like this

Look at her eating it 2

And while she's devouring it

Ask me what is she doing

She's sucking on it

I've got a dick this big

I've got a dick like this

I've got a dick this big

I've got a dick like this

You've got to use a chicken

You've got to use...if you want to measure it

You've got to use a chicken

If you want to touch it

I've got a dick this big

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I've got a dick like this

I've got a dick this big

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I've got a dick you must touch

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Look at her eating it

I've got a dick like this

Look at her eating it

While she's devouring it

Ask me what is she doing

That's obvious! She's sucking on it!

I've got a dick this big

I've got a dick like this

Look at her eating it

Look at her eating it and sucking on it

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You've got to use a chicken

You've got to use it to measure it

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So you can suck me

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I've got a dick this big

I've got a dick like this

I've got a dick this big...

1. the words "accussì", "minchia" and the use of the verb "tengo" (instead of the standard Italian "ho") are typical of many southern dialects, the kind of Italian Zappa grew up hearing from his relatives.2. I guess that Frank Zappa is thinking in English here, as in Italian the verb "eat" is not commonly used to refer to oral sex.