Teamgeist [English translation]

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You're one of us if you come with leash and dog

Do the dog salute and strengthen the community

Even Caesar had dogs according to legends

We are quasi his heirs, we are owner-humans

Beware of partnership with a cat slut

That would be race disgrace - dog owner! We have to resist now

Cat owners take the vet seats away

They can pet cats, as long as they do it in their own country

Here they need clear rules - straitjackets!

I'm afraid I can't walk my Labrador but have to use the litter box in two years

And now I throw a bottle but you stay a *loser

Because the genie of the bottle makes you high like a dragon

But beneath the clouds are the fighting masses

That have taken leave of their senses

And now I throw a bottle but you stay a loser

Because the genie of the bottle makes you high like a dragon

But beneath the clouds are the fighting masses

That have taken leave of their senses

You're even more sympathetic because of the apple on your menu - apple eaters, we are unique

Tradition-conscious but modern too

An apple a day keeps the doctor away

You get diseases when you eat pears

Pears lose when you compare apples with pears

(I swear!)

Why do you never see pear eaters with their vaccination cards?

Someone who eats a pear would eat a child too!

If such a fraudster can keep his residence

I go crazy - We aren't the fruit basket of the world!

Do you think the multivitamin madness brings luck?

Then you are a **economic fruit

And now I throw a bottle but you stay a *loser

Because the genie of the bottle makes you high like a dragon

But beneath the clouds are the fighting masses

That have taken leave of their senses

And now I throw a bottle but you stay a loser

Because the genie of the bottle makes you high like a dragon

But beneath the clouds are the fighting masses

That have taken leave of their senses

You were persecuted because of your hat

Now you're not alone anyomore, we wear hats with pride

We are the hat nation, we sing hat songs

I've go the biggest pompom, I'm the hat leader

But don't buy from hat wearers, not for half the price as well (Eww!)

They aren't all the same but almost all of them are ready to use violence

They are literally dense

I think hat wearers poisened our wells

You don't believe me? Google the hat lie

Or hat sweet, get your angerboosts

At the hat combustion the carnival orator is shouting

"We are just worried hat wearers!"

And now I throw a bottle but you stay a *loser

Because the genie of the bottle makes you high like a dragon

But beneath the clouds are the fighting masses

That have taken leave of their senses

And now I throw a bottle but you stay a loser

Because the genie of the bottle makes you high like a dragon

But beneath the clouds are the fighting masses

That have taken leave of their senses