[Verse 1]
When my alarm clock went off I hit snooze
Then my mom got me up
"Get ready for school, you need to eat your wheathes and double knot your shoes, and better remember don't you forget your 7 noteboos" AH!
But mom I feel under the weather today
"I'll let you stay home sick as soon as you get better grades"
So, I scoot off to school with my backpack strapped tight
Wait, where are my notebooks?
I knew my bag felt light! (Crap)
I guess I must have left 'em back in the classroom
I'll grab 'em after math don't know why
But I have to
Greeted by the teacher, doesn't seem like a bad dude
Answer correctly every question I ask you
Fantastic, you're doing incredible
I already passed math
But that's all on my schedule
Now I gotta solve this impossible problem, I can't even read it
Now Baldi's got a frown and I'm prepared for a beating
He's the teacher, I cannot outsmart him (No way)
They're gonna see my picture of milk cartons
'Bout to be the business under Baldi's yardsticks
Welcome to the schoolhouse of fortknocks kids!
[Chorus]
Baldi's got a pop quiz
I hope you study hard all night
You know you gotta solve each problem right
If you know your 123s
It'll be as easy as pi
(3.14)
Pay attention as I teach you how to die
[Verse 2]
Yo', can we change the subject? Pretty please
Right now we need a little better chemistry
Think of what fun a foreign language can be
Because I done the math, I'm lookin' like history
You can forget P.E.
I got my cardio
When I wasted all my playtime jumpin' rope
I know my judgement is comin'
But I think we need a recess
Or a dead students and you're brooms gonna sweep next!
*Sweep, sweep*
I'm not bothered by the bully I ain't scared of him
I'm on my best behavior, Principal take care of him
Thought I saw the sock puppet
He's a little timid
'Til I get more notebooks and then he's livid
Stay back! I got a soda I been shaking it well
By the end of the day could I be saved by the bell?
I'm in an 8-bit h*ll
And I'll forever burn
I get plenty detentions but I never learned!
[Chorus]
Baldi's got a pop quiz
I hope you studied hard all night
You know you gotta solve each problem right
You know your 123s
It'll be as easy as pi
3.14
Pay attention when I teach you how to die
[Verse 3]
Oh my God is Mavis speaking on bath salts?
You're probably locked up with Baldi that's all
You know some rogain ought to go a long way
Oh snap! He heard that! And I'm going the wrong way
What does he do with that ruler to little boys
Don't wanna know, throw him off with a little noise
I've been thinking that the faculty actually
Has been keepin' track of every casualty casually
Pocket full of quarters and a chocolate bar
A robot stopped me for a hug I'm not getting far
These distorted distraction have got to stop my plans
But the true crime here is the comic sans! (God no!)
All the halls are red get to the exit
Barely stayin' ahead forgot how tired my legs get
I'm sick of this outdated education simulation
I've either got to break it, or make it to graduation!
[Chorus]
Baldi's got a pop quiz
I hope you studied hard all night
You know you gotta solve each problem right
If you know your 123s
It'll be as easy as pi
(3.14)
Pay attention as I give this education
As I teach you all the basics on how to die