I’m going to talk about the pea lover today
The man who organized a great show in the air
With his silver helmet, green suit and
Jet shoes
He got on that golden shuttle
And then he wrote the coordinates
An “I love you” was written in neon lights
On his cape
An asteroid, here it goes…
Pea lover, our total hero
Look, how original
Flying through the air because of his virginal love
And when he could make out her house
His high voltage cape switches on a special message
When the breeze makes his cheeks dance
He looks down and sees his love on her knees
How cruel, how cruel
What are so many men doing, for God’s sake?!
While his love sees an airplane through her buttocks
Pea feels a great fire on his back
There’s no brakes, no direction
I think he's lost control
“An asteroid, here it goes”
Said his love watching the hero burning
“A meteorite, here it goes”
And while watching her pleasure was incredible
“Fire wings, a flash”
Those are unforgettable things, un forgettable things
They won’t be forgotten
He plummeted towards a girls school
He was going to tear the locker room and latrines to shreds
He didn’t suffer when he saw the end
State of shock’s little ways
Mamma, mamma… there’s no pain
Mamma, mamma… there’s no pain
Mamma, mamma… long live the pain!
Mamma, mamma… don’t bite, don’t
Mamma, mamma… don’t stop, don’t
Mamma, mamma... don’t stop, don’t
Mamma, mamma... there’s no pain
Bye, bye, pea, bye,
What a heroic act, what a stupidity
Agur, a reveure, adéu,*
Only in tales you can idealize
Auf Wierdersehen, au revoir,*
The muse is the way, nobody is really pure
Ciao, sayonara, au revoir,*
A myth or a suicide bloke? tell me your opinion
Or the problem is always a hormonal one?
Nobody notices a pea under his bed anymore.