Te hiero mucho [historia del amante guisante] [English translation]

I’m going to talk about the pea lover today

The man who organized a great show in the air

With his silver helmet, green suit and

Jet shoes

He got on that golden shuttle

And then he wrote the coordinates

An “I love you” was written in neon lights

On his cape

An asteroid, here it goes…

Pea lover, our total hero

Look, how original

Flying through the air because of his virginal love

And when he could make out her house

His high voltage cape switches on a special message

When the breeze makes his cheeks dance

He looks down and sees his love on her knees

How cruel, how cruel

What are so many men doing, for God’s sake?!

While his love sees an airplane through her buttocks

Pea feels a great fire on his back

There’s no brakes, no direction

I think he's lost control

“An asteroid, here it goes”

Said his love watching the hero burning

“A meteorite, here it goes”

And while watching her pleasure was incredible

“Fire wings, a flash”

Those are unforgettable things, un forgettable things

They won’t be forgotten

He plummeted towards a girls school

He was going to tear the locker room and latrines to shreds

He didn’t suffer when he saw the end

State of shock’s little ways

Mamma, mamma… there’s no pain

Mamma, mamma… there’s no pain

Mamma, mamma… long live the pain!

Mamma, mamma… don’t bite, don’t

Mamma, mamma… don’t stop, don’t

Mamma, mamma... don’t stop, don’t

Mamma, mamma... there’s no pain

Bye, bye, pea, bye,

What a heroic act, what a stupidity

Agur, a reveure, adéu,*

Only in tales you can idealize

Auf Wierdersehen, au revoir,*

The muse is the way, nobody is really pure

Ciao, sayonara, au revoir,*

A myth or a suicide bloke? tell me your opinion

Or the problem is always a hormonal one?

Nobody notices a pea under his bed anymore.