Phineas: You can look, but you're never gonna find
A better place to be
Than this little slice of heaven tucked between
The Jundland Wastes and the big Dune Sea.
We can surf through the canyons or train a pack of dewbacks,
Build a giant hamster habitat for womp rats,
Or fire up our solar-powered sandcastle-making machine:
Backup: We're on Tatooine.
Phineas: Yeah, we're livin' like kings out here
We got a two-sun summer the whole darn year,
Cruisin' Beggar's Canyon in our T-16,
Or just sittin' on a rock eatin' blue ice cream...
Backup: Blue ice cream.
Phineas: 'Cause we're on Tatooine.
Ferb: Awwww...
We got two big suns, count 'em, one and two,
Phineas: And there's two Flynn-Fletcher bois:
Ferb: Me and you!
Well, we're brothers! We're step! No, we don't share a gene,
But we'll always be together here on Tatooine!
Phineas: Jammin' with the Modal Nodes, racing turbo dust bikes,
Tradin' with the Jawas,
Trickin' out a droid or soupin' up the barge
For a trip 'round Anchorhead Tower.
We can stop along the way and startle Tusken Raiders
And still be home in time to fix the vaporators.
I think you know exactly what we mean,
Backup: 'Cause we love Tatooine.
Phineas: Yeah, we're livin' like kings out here
We got a two-sun summer the whole darn year,
Cruisin' Beggar's Canyon in our T-16,
Or just sittin' on a rock eatin' blue ice cream. (Chorus: We love Tatooine).
I may be wearin' my heart on my sleeve,
But I can't understand why anyone would want to leave.
We know our civic pride may sound a tad extreme,
But we're so happy here, we tend to overstate this theme...
Phineas and backup: Overstate this theme!
Phineas: Cuz we love Tatooine!
Backup: Oh, we love it! Oh, we love it here on Tatooine!
Phineas: We love Tatooine!