I came to your birthday party,
Not because I like you, but to eat salad,
Of course drinking vodka changes my mood,
So how about you turn up the music so I can dance.
Put the music on for me, turn it on,
Gimme a beat.
I want to dance a little dance,
So gimme a beat already,
Turn the music up,
I want to dance a little dance,
Dance a little dance, dance a little dance
Dance a little dance, dance a little dance
One of your friends doesn't seem to like me,
"Fuck is he doing?
It's about time we send him home!"
So I mounted that table, and I fuckin' started to kick my fuckin' feet around,
Turn up the music so I can dance!
Music, c'mon gimme a beat,
Turn it up!
I want to dance my little dance,
Music, c'mon gimme a beat,
Give me some music,
I want to dance my little dance!
Dance a little dance, dance a little dance
Dance a little dance, dance a little dance
Another one of your friends, the fatty,
He told me I'm uncultured and uncivilized, well, fuck you!
I kicked him in his fat fucking face,
So turn up the fuckin' music so I can dance!
Music, c'mon gimme a beat,
Turn it up!
I want to dance my little dance,
Music, c'mon gimme a beat,
Give me some music,
I want to dance my little dance!
Dance a little dance, dance a little dance
Dance a little dance, dance a little dance