Tangos del chavico [English translation]

A kid and a kid (*see comments below)

Hey! which my dad bought for two pennies

And a dog came and bit the kid

that my dad bought for two pennies

And there came the stick that hit the dog

that bit the kid

that my father bought for two pennies

A kid and a kid...

And there came the fire that burned the stick

that hit the dog

that bit the kid

that my father bought for two pennies

And there came the water that put out the fire

that burned the stick

that hit the dog

that bit the kid

that my dad bought for two pennies

A kid and a kid...