I met this real cool dude today
Looking like Jack Palance
He said "I wanna get through to you
And help you find your talent"
He said that if I had a certain style
The stuff would start to happen
He said that soon he was going away
'Cause he's a major talent
Talent, fighting on the east side
Talent, taking on the west side
Talent, f*cking up the north side
He's a major talent
Talent, fighting on the east side
Talent, taking on the west side
Talent, f*cking up the north side
He's a major talent
(I don't know)
I said that he was getting through to me
And I would take his challenge
And maybe soon I'd be going away
'Cause I had certain talents
Talent, fighting on the east side
Talent, taking on the west side
Talent, f*cking up the north side
I'm a major talent
Talent, fighting on the east side
Talent, taking on the west side
Talent, f*cking up the north side
I met this dude today
Down in the sewers of Paris
Was hiding from the sun
What a waste of talent.