[Machine]
My name is Robby Megabyte
I will make your future very bright
I am just machine, it doesn’t matter
I can make your system much, much better
I am electro-mechanical humanoid
Fuck OS X, fuck Android
Yeah, future you can’t avoid
You will be happily unemployed
[Man]
I am flesh and blood Homo sapiens human
Just average over-consumer
I cannot make this system better
Cos stupid is the new clever
Your artificial intelligence
Will play the beat for me to dance
There is only one salvation
Never-ending vacation!
[Machine]
You have to do nothing at all
You have to do nothing at all
You have to do nothing at all
Every little thing is under machine control
[Chorus x2]
Please machine, make my day
Please machine, hear me pray
Please machine, obey and take my job away
[Machine]
Your worries are completely outdated
Everything is totally automated
Switch off, lean back in your seat
You are entirely obsolete
[Man]
No daily grind from nine to five
It’s so good to be alive
Machines will do all the work
Fuck this shit, let’s go berserk!
[Chorus x2]
Please machine, make my day
Please machine, hear me pray
Please machine, obey and take my job away