Tabaré, that's right [English translation]

Good night to all of you in this seminar

I'm a man of good literary taste

I will speak about a book especially

that I read when I was little and they made me recite it.

You might think I'm resentful

but you had to see me like a poorly dressed indian,

with blue contact lens and feathers

baggy trousers and yelling au au a.

Tabaré ye ye ye

the homo indian strikes again

Tabaré ye ye ye

if you're indian I'm Gardel.

Tabaré suffered of Oedipus complex and had an issue

he loved a Spanish woman who looked like her mom,

besides he was stupid because the woman visited him

she came down on him and Tabaré was scaping form her.

He was the forefather of national racism

it was all wrong with the people of his same race,

for him the whiter the better

he drawed a poster of Snow White without bra.

Tabaré ye ye ye

the homo indian strikes again

Tabaré ye ye ye

if you're indian I'm Gardel.

Tabaré, that's right

The spaniard was virgin and was already excited,

Tabaré respected her because he was baptized,

but a good day the indians attacked

the fortress for revenge and kidnapped Blanca.

The chief Yamandú, a more real charrua

he had enough and tries to get laid with her,

and just when he was about to do that favour to her

Tabaré comes to kill the rapist.

Tabaré ye ye ye

the homo indian strikes again

Tabaré ye ye ye

if you're indian I'm Gardel.

Tabaré, está bien

They found Tabaré with the girl on a hill

and they killed him for being an asshole.

One concludes from this nonsense story

that the Charrua guts is only a lie.

In the end I'd say that without effort

the argentinians would make a great soap opera,

and the dissertation has reached the end.

Rest in peace Zorrilla de San Martín.

Tabaré. His song is no more heard.

Luckily.