Та ты шо? [Ta ty sho?] [English translation]

Celebration! My dears, I congratulate you

We just won against Chinese team

Champions of the world- yellow and blue

The greyhound rip to pieces Shaolin

In the quarter finals we beat Guadalupe team

Then Argentina got their butt kicked in

*Batistuta cried, and I heehaw

Ha-ha, almost broke my jaw

*Sheva! Yes! Cooler than *Taras

We support him, each of us

As he scored, and showed Peace

At once, in the country, economic growth increased

Then quickly everyone makes a lot of money

That is dumb, wearing glasses and with a big tummy's

And as I became a head of *MinKul'tProm

Than the Ukrainian anthem was sung by the group Corn

Are you really?- I'm telling you

Are you really?-I always say the truth

Are you really? I give a tooth

Common- I give! Give more- I give more!

And yesterday, at last, we received the Grammy

It's one of our numerous awards we gain

We were riding, touch wood half a year on dogs

Boys in tailcoats, ladies in frocks

We entering the stage, saying- Hey!

Hollywood in shock-that's not how we play

Then I just so: quietly! Stop, please!

Universe will be either hours, or nobody's

And I said simply-Hollywood, Peace!

*UT-1 staged teleconference (here telebridge)

So, how I made a fool of myself, only I can

My grandmother saw and her godmother Ann

Soon after that, as I showed Peace

I see coming towards me Britney Spears

In front of her she carries two octaves

Guys, she said, I'm myself from Poltava

How are you over there? Sometime snow, sometime rain

Then I invite you for borscht to my domain

So we are, so why wouldn't we- we agree

We took a taxi and went to Britney

Oh, flying high wild geese

She was singing, the tears were falling on the beads

As usual, twice we ran to the kiosk

And I have lent her five dollars