Celebration! My dears, I congratulate you
We just won against Chinese team
Champions of the world- yellow and blue
The greyhound rip to pieces Shaolin
In the quarter finals we beat Guadalupe team
Then Argentina got their butt kicked in
*Batistuta cried, and I heehaw
Ha-ha, almost broke my jaw
*Sheva! Yes! Cooler than *Taras
We support him, each of us
As he scored, and showed Peace
At once, in the country, economic growth increased
Then quickly everyone makes a lot of money
That is dumb, wearing glasses and with a big tummy's
And as I became a head of *MinKul'tProm
Than the Ukrainian anthem was sung by the group Corn
Are you really?- I'm telling you
Are you really?-I always say the truth
Are you really? I give a tooth
Common- I give! Give more- I give more!
And yesterday, at last, we received the Grammy
It's one of our numerous awards we gain
We were riding, touch wood half a year on dogs
Boys in tailcoats, ladies in frocks
We entering the stage, saying- Hey!
Hollywood in shock-that's not how we play
Then I just so: quietly! Stop, please!
Universe will be either hours, or nobody's
And I said simply-Hollywood, Peace!
*UT-1 staged teleconference (here telebridge)
So, how I made a fool of myself, only I can
My grandmother saw and her godmother Ann
Soon after that, as I showed Peace
I see coming towards me Britney Spears
In front of her she carries two octaves
Guys, she said, I'm myself from Poltava
How are you over there? Sometime snow, sometime rain
Then I invite you for borscht to my domain
So we are, so why wouldn't we- we agree
We took a taxi and went to Britney
Oh, flying high wild geese
She was singing, the tears were falling on the beads
As usual, twice we ran to the kiosk
And I have lent her five dollars