Tässäkö tää oli [English translation]

Got a holiday package by payday loan

Destination set to Visulahti's waxworks display

I rented the cheapest camper van

Good for us, tacky for others

Wife solves crosswords next to me

I'm trying to learn how to use the clutch

Kids are guessing where we are headed to

In a rainstorm I see nothing ahead of me

Was this it?

Kids' Monopoly scrambles across the National Road 4

The cold nonalcoholic beer is left undrunk

That I bought six into Solicer's fridge

Was this it?

Out of the car leaks glycol on asphalt

Youth idol falls silent on the radio and now

We are surrounded by this total silence

Kids deserve these surprises

I have let them down too many times

Our education and work failed

Christmas without a ham has stayed on my mind

Solifer hydroplaned on the road

Not even a second to think about my move

Tires sliding, speed one hundred

I do not know whether even Vatanen would have survived

Was this it?

Kids' Monopoly scrambles across the National Road 4

The cold nonalcoholic beer is left undrunk

That I bought six into Solicer's fridge

Was this it?

Out of the car leaks glycol on asphalt

Youth idol falls silent on the radio and now

We are surrounded by this total silence

Holidays start now

And even though I'm bedridden for a month

It doesn't matter that I have my wrist in a cast

I see the front page of Iltalehti

Daddy made us famous

Was this it?

Kids' Monopoly scrambles across the National Road 4

The cold nonalcoholic beer is left undrunk

That I bought six into Solicer's fridge

Was this it?

Out of the car leaks glycol on asphalt

Youth idol falls silent on the radio and now

We are surrounded by this total silence