Tässäkö tää oli [English translation]

We got a vacation package with a quickie loan

Destination's set to the Visulahti waxworks display

I rented the cheapest camper van

Good for us, tacky to some

Wife's solving crossword puzzles next to me

I'm trying to learn how to use the clutch

The kids are guessing where we're going

In the rainstorm I can't see anything

Was this it?

The kids' Monopoly scrambles across National Road 4

Undrunk is the cold alcohol-free beer

That I bought six of in the Solifer's fridge

Was this it?

Glycol is pouring out of the car onto the asphalt

A teenage idol silences in the radio

And now we're surrounded by this complete silence

The kids deserve these kind of surprises

I've let them down way too many times

We failed at school and at work

I still remember the Christmas with no ham

The Solifer hydroplaned on the road

I got less than a second to think of my next move

The tires sliding, the speed at one hundred

I'm not sure if even Vatanen* would have made it

Was this it?

The kids' Monopoly scrambles across National Road 4

Undrunk is the cold alcohol-free beer

That I bought six of in the Solifer's fridge

Was this it?

Glycol is pouring out of the car onto the asphalt

A teenage idol silences in the radio

And now we're surrounded by this complete silence

Here begins the vacation

And though you'll be bedridden for a month

The plastered wrist doesn't matter

I see the cover of a newspaper

Daddy made you guys celebrities

Was this it?

The kids' Monopoly scrambles across National Road 4

Undrunk is the cold alcohol-free beer

That I bought six of in the Solifer's fridge

Was this it?

Glycol is pouring out of the car onto the asphalt

A teenage idol silences in the radio

And now we're surrounded by this complete silence