We got a vacation package with a quickie loan
Destination's set to the Visulahti waxworks display
I rented the cheapest camper van
Good for us, tacky to some
Wife's solving crossword puzzles next to me
I'm trying to learn how to use the clutch
The kids are guessing where we're going
In the rainstorm I can't see anything
Was this it?
The kids' Monopoly scrambles across National Road 4
Undrunk is the cold alcohol-free beer
That I bought six of in the Solifer's fridge
Was this it?
Glycol is pouring out of the car onto the asphalt
A teenage idol silences in the radio
And now we're surrounded by this complete silence
The kids deserve these kind of surprises
I've let them down way too many times
We failed at school and at work
I still remember the Christmas with no ham
The Solifer hydroplaned on the road
I got less than a second to think of my next move
The tires sliding, the speed at one hundred
I'm not sure if even Vatanen* would have made it
Was this it?
The kids' Monopoly scrambles across National Road 4
Undrunk is the cold alcohol-free beer
That I bought six of in the Solifer's fridge
Was this it?
Glycol is pouring out of the car onto the asphalt
A teenage idol silences in the radio
And now we're surrounded by this complete silence
Here begins the vacation
And though you'll be bedridden for a month
The plastered wrist doesn't matter
I see the cover of a newspaper
Daddy made you guys celebrities
Was this it?
The kids' Monopoly scrambles across National Road 4
Undrunk is the cold alcohol-free beer
That I bought six of in the Solifer's fridge
Was this it?
Glycol is pouring out of the car onto the asphalt
A teenage idol silences in the radio
And now we're surrounded by this complete silence