Tää on se maa [English translation]

Our Father created me here

and showed how to wash balls properly

Life said there is a sleigh full of stones

but I'll make it even if VR is late

And these women here don't accept anyone

but I'm cosmopolite, I've been to Sweden

This is lifes' A and O and in between L and K

Well of course we got to love you

even though we didn't get Karelia back

This is the country

where you can ass naked chop logs on the countryside

and order Koskenkorva with a bus

This is the country

ship's filled with beer rallies

models with balls, do you have your balls left?

With pale faces on a monday morning morning morning

This is the country

This is the country is the country

smoked Baltic herring, grilled sausage

daisies in girls' underpants

I step on the gas I'm going faster

faster faster

Great crested grebes and ice fishing vendaces

Beer Floatings and Antti Tuiskus

This is the country is the country is the country

Sauna-Jaloviinas and Sauna-Allus

if you let me I can pass out on you

hey don't shoot it might moo

Homebrew moonshine straight out of the trunk

next to a pizza and pussy on the mind

Touch the lollipop with panties wet

This is the country

where you can ass naked chop logs on the countryside

and order Koskenkorva with a bus

This is the country

ship's filled with beer rallies

models with balls, do you have your balls left?

With pale faces on a monday morning morning morning

This is the country

Yacht clubs, city rabbits, deers

Teuvos' behind the steering wheels which would need advice

Oh what a babe oh what a dude

Supercell is making money and so is Olli Lindholm

This is the country

ship's filled with beer rallies

models with balls, do you have your balls left?

With pale faces on a monday morning morning morning morning morning

This is the country this is the country

This is the country the country the country

all girls want every morning morning morning

to stay in bed!