Our Father created me here
and showed how to wash balls properly
Life said there is a sleigh full of stones
but I'll make it even if VR is late
And these women here don't accept anyone
but I'm cosmopolite, I've been to Sweden
This is lifes' A and O and in between L and K
Well of course we got to love you
even though we didn't get Karelia back
This is the country
where you can ass naked chop logs on the countryside
and order Koskenkorva with a bus
This is the country
ship's filled with beer rallies
models with balls, do you have your balls left?
With pale faces on a monday morning morning morning
This is the country
This is the country is the country
smoked Baltic herring, grilled sausage
daisies in girls' underpants
I step on the gas I'm going faster
faster faster
Great crested grebes and ice fishing vendaces
Beer Floatings and Antti Tuiskus
This is the country is the country is the country
Sauna-Jaloviinas and Sauna-Allus
if you let me I can pass out on you
hey don't shoot it might moo
Homebrew moonshine straight out of the trunk
next to a pizza and pussy on the mind
Touch the lollipop with panties wet
This is the country
where you can ass naked chop logs on the countryside
and order Koskenkorva with a bus
This is the country
ship's filled with beer rallies
models with balls, do you have your balls left?
With pale faces on a monday morning morning morning
This is the country
Yacht clubs, city rabbits, deers
Teuvos' behind the steering wheels which would need advice
Oh what a babe oh what a dude
Supercell is making money and so is Olli Lindholm
This is the country
ship's filled with beer rallies
models with balls, do you have your balls left?
With pale faces on a monday morning morning morning morning morning
This is the country this is the country
This is the country the country the country
all girls want every morning morning morning
to stay in bed!