Sylvia [English translation]

Before she had a white dress

with red flowers on it

Today she does not fit in it anymore

and it looked so good

Before, she laughed a lot and often

today she cries every day

She is alone, she has no friends

because no one likes her anymore

She is too fat, way too fat

And she knows that she has no prospects anywhere

Too fat, way to fat... ... Oh Sylvia

Before she was a good student

and she had great grades

Unfortunately, today she does not pass any test

and is one of the idiots.

She could not get her driver's license

because she was far too dumb

When she first sat in a car

she drove it into a police officer

She is too dumb, way too dumb

But she knows that she has no prospects

Too dumb, way too dumb... ... Oh Sylvia

No chance for Sylvia

At one time she had good eyes

Today she can see almost nothing

She wears rather thick glasses

but they bother her a lot

Recently she left her glasses at home

headlights crossed her path

She saw stars as she fell on the road

and a truck ran her over

She was too blind, way too blind

And she didn't have a chance

Too blind, way too blind... ... Oh Sylvia

No chance for Sylvia