Sweet Transvestite [Italian translation]

[Dr. Frank N. Further:]

How do you do?

I see you've met my, faithful, handyman

He's just a little brought down

'Cause when you knocked

He thought you were the candyman

Don't get strung out

By the way I look

Don't judge a book by its cover

I'm not much of a man

By the light of day

But by night I'm one hell of a lover

I'm just a sweet transvestite

From Transsexual,Transylvania

Let me show you around

Maybe play you a sound

You look like you're both pretty groovy

Or if you want something visual

That's not too abysmal

We could take in an old Steve Reeves movie

[Brad Majors:]

I'm glad we caught you at home

Could we use your phone?

We're both in a bit of a hurry

We'll just say where we are

Then go back to the car

We don't want to be any worry

Well you got caught with a flat

Well how 'bout that

Well babies, don't you panic

By the light of the night

It'll all seem alright

I'll get you a satanic mechanic

I'm just a sweet transvestite

From Transsexual, Transylvania

Why don't you stay for the night

[Riff Raff:] Night!

[Dr. Frank-N-Furter:] Or maybe a bite

[Columbia:] Bite!

[Dr. Frank-N-Furter:] I could show you my favorite obsession

I've been making a man

With blonde hair and a tan

And he's good for relieving my tension

I'm just a sweet transvestite

From Transsexual, Transylvania

I'm just a sweet transvestite

Sweet transvestite!

From Transsexual, Transylvania

So come up to the lab

And see what's on the slab

I see you shiver with antici.....pation

But maybe the rain

Isn't really to blame

So I'll remove the cause...

But not the symptom!