How do you do? I see you've met
My faithful handyman
He's just a little brought down
Because when you knocked
He thought you were the candyman
Don't get strung out
By the way I look
Don't judge a book by its cover
I'm not much of a man
By the light of day
But by night I'm one hell of a lover
I'm just a sweet transvestite
Sweet transvestite
From Transexual, Transylvania
Let me show you around
Maybe play you a sound
You look like you're both pretty groovy
Or if you want something visual
That's not too abysmal
We could take in an old Steve Reeves movie
I'm glad we caught you at home
Could we use your phone?
We're both in a bit of a hurry
Right
We'll just say where we are
Then go back to the car
We don't want to be any worry
Well, you got caught with a flat?
Well, how about that?
Well, babies, don't you panic
By the light of the night
It'll all seem all right
I'll get you a Satanic mechanic
I'm just a sweet transvestite
Sweet transvestite
From Transexual, Transylvania
Why don't you stay for the night?
Or maybe a bite?
I could show you my favorite obsession
I've been making a man
With blonde hair and a tan
And he's good for relieving my tension
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I'm just a sweet transvestite
From Transexual, Transylvania