[Sweeney Todd:]
At your service.
An honour to receive your patronage, my lord.
[Judge Turpin:]
You know me, sir?
[Sweeney Todd:]
Who in this wide world does not know the great Judge Turpin?
And what may I do for you, sir?
A stylish trimming of the hair?
A soothing skin massage?
Sit, sir. Sit.
[Judge Turpin:]
You see, sir, a man infatuate with love
Her ardent and eager slave
So fetch the pomade and pumice stone
And lend me a more seductive tone
A sprinkling perhaps of French cologne
But first, sir, I think... a shave.
[Sweeney Todd:]
The closest I ever gave.
[Judge Turpin:]
You are in a merry mood today, Mr Todd.
[Sweeney Todd:]
It's your delight, sir
Catching fire from one man to the next.
[Judge Turpin:]
'Tis true, sir, love can still inspire
The blood to pound, the heart leap higher.
What more?
[Sweeney Todd:]
What more
[Sweeney Todd and Judge Turpin:]
Can man require
[Judge Turpin:]
Than love, sir?
[Sweeney Todd:]
More than love, sir.
[Judge Turpin:]
What, sir?
[Sweeney Todd:]
Women.
[Judge Turpin:]
Ah yes, women.
[Sweeney Todd:]
Pretty women.
Now then, my friend
Now to your purpose
Patience, enjoy it
Revenge can't be taken in haste...
[Judge Turpin:]
Make haste and if we wed
You'll be commended, sir.
[Sweeney Todd:]
My lord...
And who may it be said is your intended, sir?
[Judge Turpin:]
My ward.
And pretty as a rosebud.
[Sweeney Todd:]
Pretty as her mother?
[Judge Turpin:]
What? What was that?
[Sweeney Todd:]
Oh, nothing, sir
Nothing, may we proceed?
Pretty women
Fascinating
Sipping coffee
Dancing
Pretty women
Are a wonder
Pretty women
Sitting in the window or
Standing on the stair
Something in them cheers the air
Pretty women
[Judge Turpin:]
Silhouetted...
[Sweeney Todd:]
Stay within you
[Judge Turpin:]
Glancing...
[Sweeney Todd:]
Stay forever
[Judge Turpin:]
Breathing lightly...
[Sweeney Todd:]
Pretty women
[Sweeney Todd and Judge Turpin:]
Pretty women!
[Sweeney Todd:]
Blowing out their candles or
[Judge Turpin:]
Blowing out their candles
[Sweeney Todd:]
Combing out their hair
[Judge Turpin:]
Combing out their hair, then they leave
[Sweeney Todd:]
Even when they leave
[Judge Turpin:]
Even when they leave you and vanish
[Sweeney Todd:]
They still are there
[Judge Turpin:]
They somehow can still remain there with you
[Sweeney Todd:]
They're there
[Judge Turpin:]
They're there with you
[Sweeney Todd and Judge Turpin:]
Pretty women
[Sweeney Todd:]
At their mirrors
[Judge Turpin:]
In their gardens
[Sweeney Todd:]
Letter-writing
[Judge Turpin:]
Flower-picking
[Sweeney Todd:]
Weather-watching
[Sweeney Todd and Judge Turpin:]
How they make a man sing!
Proof of heaven... as you're living,
Pretty women!
[Sweeney Todd:]
Sir!
[Sweeney Todd and Judge Turpin:]
Pretty women!
[Sweeney Todd:]
Here's to
[Sweeney Todd and Judge Turpin:]
Pretty women,
[Sweeney Todd:]
All the
[Sweeney Todd and Judge Turpin:]
Pretty women
Pretty women
Pretty women.