You pace around like a slobbering zombie
Purely bewitched, deplorable to witness
There was a point where you seemed intellectual
Erection-al is all that remains now
Like the dance of the tarantula
You walk like in a trance
Into her web
Oh, caramba, I'll take siesta
Yes, I lean back
Oh, caramba, I'll take siesta
It's completely backfired
She's like the black widow
Eating you up piece by piece
So caramba, I'll take siesta
Cause now you've become attached
(She's the Black Widow, she is!)
Oh la la la, she's got vehement charisma
Certainly your lower part is your brain
You know as well as me she's deceitful and duplicty
But what does it matter when she's got devastating charm
Like the dance of the tarantula
You walk like in a trance
Into her web
Oh, caramba, I'll take siesta
Yes, I lean back
Oh, caramba, I'll take siesta
It's completely backfired
She's like the black widow
Eating you up piece by piece
So caramba, I'll take siesta
Cause now you've become attached
(She is, she is, she is!)