I was already a total genius
At the age of three
I danced and sang in the hall
On every family celebration
I was never interested
In apprenticeships and studies
I spend my whole pocketmoney
On the stage-school
I am a huge talent
And tonight the moment has finally arrived
Where the world is to recognize my quality
I am so excited
I look into the camera
I know exactly: I can do this
I can at least be the Superstar
Send my greetings to Dieter (Bohlen)
And also to Stefan Raab
In (Johannes B.) Kerner's, (Reinhold) Beckmann's, Heidi's (Klum) and Bruce's (Darnell)
Shows they will be gaping at what I can do
In the Popstars and Idol shows
I will make a great appearacne
And I'll show them that I can even do more
Than dancing in "You can dance"
I'll be in the household improvement show
After I visited "Next Topmodel"
Because I finally have reached my aim
I'm in the cooking shows with celebrities
I eat gummybears in (Thomas) Gottschalk's show
And easily participate in Jörg Pilawa's quiz show
To train for my victory in "Who Wants to Be a Millionaire?"
I am so excited
I look into the camera
I know exactly: I can do this
I can at least be the Superstar
Send my greetings to Dieter
And also to Stefan Raab
In Kerner's, Beckmann's, Heidi's and Bruce's
Shows they will be gaping at what I can do
I am forgotten with the passing years
Others steal my show
I need money so I apply for the show
In which farmers search for rich women
I've been through Big Brother
I'm used up and bloated
Then I call Peter Zwegert
To get me into the jungle camp
I'm so excited
And greetings to my mother
I know it as well: I can do this
I can at least be the Superstar
Send my greetings to Dieter
And also to Stefan Raab
In Kerner's, Beckmann's, Heidi's and Bruce's
Shows they will be gaping at what I can do
In the Next-Uri-Geller-Show
I appear as Tarzan and leave as Jane
Afterwards I can be on the slim-soap
And see the Super-Nanny
I lift the German voice
I can't take this anymore
If anybody can hear me now
I am a celebrity - get me out of here!